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Humanoid robots that will "soon" replace humanity. Soon is doing a remarkable amount of work in that sentence.
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The Robot Babies are the company he talks about the way he talks about his actual children: proudly, suddenly, and with slightly too much detail for whatever platform he is posting on at the time. Humanoid, upright, allegedly capable of doing the chores nobody wants to do, and, per him, "basically here," in the same sense that Mars is basically close.
He makes babies with robots and with real partners, and both kinds of announcement get the same treatment on this dashboard: sudden, proud, no warning, and a title that never varies — Baby Announcement, followed by whatever the news actually is. A new robot baby coming online is filed exactly the same way as any other family news, because to him a milestone is a milestone regardless of what it's made of.
The newest one, per the most recent Baby Announcement, is "already outperforming the last one, allegedly" — a claim measured by nobody, verified by nobody, and repeated anyway with total conviction. This is, structurally, the same claim he makes about every other company on this file: better than before, ready sooner than seems plausible, and impossible to check.
The open question, and it stays open here rather than getting invented shut, is the exact ratio of human babies to robot babies. Canon has not picked a number. This file will not pick one either. What is certain is the pattern: another one arrives, he announces it at volume, the Believers celebrate, the Short Sellers say it's over, and the dashboard recalculates, the same as it does for the Chip, the Rocket, the Car and the Platform.
Filed, not fact
No market data here.
This dossier states no price, no holder count, no market cap and no contract address, because
none of that exists for an invented rodent's invented robot-baby division.
