The Files

Every company he says he runs, filed in one place. Read at your own risk; none of it has been fact-checked by anyone who has slept.

Archive index

Five files. Allegedly five companies.

He calls it "roughly four" on a good day. The archive disagrees. Open a file to see what he is claiming to have built this week.

Tesla — The Electric Car Sleek, futuristic, and on fire slightly more often than the brochure implies.
SpaceX — The Rocket Going to Mars. Has been going to Mars for a while.
X — The Platform Used to be a bird. Is now a letter. Free speech is mentioned frequently.
Neuralink — The Chip Will upgrade your brain. Currently upgrading a pig's.
The Robot Babies Humanoid robots that will "soon" replace humanity. Soon is doing a lot of work there.

Restricted archive

Six files you are not cleared for.

These were filed under a different heading and then filed again, harder. The archive will open one for you if you can answer for it — and every answer is somewhere in the five files above. Read them. That is the whole trick.

CLEARANCE LEVEL 0 · 0 of 6 files open

SEALED ARCHIVE — NOT LOADEDThe six sealed files unseal in your browser, and the script that does that has not run. Reload the page, or check that JavaScript is on. The five files above read fine without it.